Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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