i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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