I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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