I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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