nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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