Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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