butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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