I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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