Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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