i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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