Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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