You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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