girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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