Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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