It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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