Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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