Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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