i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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