did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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