He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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