The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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