So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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