4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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