Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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