i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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