My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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