so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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