Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
The air was thick with penises
Alive.
So much puke
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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