just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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