I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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