nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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