How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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