The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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