ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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