last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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