I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
