Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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