and she was petting her beer can
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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