How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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