C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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