Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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