thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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