What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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