question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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