I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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