There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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