Apparently you make a good broom.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
