We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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