I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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