Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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