BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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