"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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