I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
