My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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