I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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