i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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