..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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