i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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