We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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